so maybe you're a four horse engine with a power drive;

I had envisioned writing something really intense and prolific for my first post. However, the truth is that I'd really rather write about things like "Tori played what?! That whore!", "It is really cold out today", and "I just got hit on by a grandfather on my way to the restroom."

The latter is marginally true though, but I only have myself to blame for wearing low cut tops that allow my cleavage to spill out into everyone's lap.