you always did prefer the drizzle to the rain;

I've not slept well the past few days. To make matters worse, I've also had some crazy dreams to boot. Dreams about the boyfriend murdering innocent people at local gas stations, filling up their tanks. The worst part is that I'm there with him, and apparently, if I tell anyone, it's off with my head, too. We arrived back to his place with a dead body in the trunk, and he checked his mail. It was full of Easter candy.

Then there was the dream that occurred Monday night, where I was being shipped off to South Africa against my will, to partake in a mass suicide. What gives?!

This morning I came across a link entitled "Six Reasons Why We Have Bad Dreams." Let us delve into these, shall we?

1) Anxiety & Stress - A very mild case. I'm normally always stressed over SOMETHING, so I doubt this reason in particular holds any bearing.

2) Spicy Foods - No argument there. Less hot sauce, more….ketchup?

3) Fat Content of Food - Ahhh, yes. Definitely a winner. It's not something I'm giving up though, and you can't make me.

4) Alcohol - Sparse consumption. It's safe to say this is not a factor.

5) Drugs - My Ibprofen supplier recently moved out of state, so I'm having a difficult time getting my hands on the goods.

6) Illness - All is well in the health department.

Now, what can we conclude from this reasoning? I will now start boozing it up, injecting myself with heroin, avoid cutting the fat off my meat, and drinking habanera juice before bed each night. Problem solved.